MODERN TOWNIE
VODKA

$21.99

40% ALC/VOL | 80 PROOF

Ain’t nothing more townie than a cheap bottle of vodka—so we made one that actually tastes good. Modern Townie Vodka is clean, smooth, and charcoal-filtered over coconut husk because we care… but not too much.

It’s made for late nights, backyard parties, dive bars, and bad decisions that somehow turn out great. Good vodka, good times, no frills.

Crack it open and get to it.


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